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Pet Peeves #1

zodiac—signs:

Aries: beating around the bush
Taurus: constant noises
Gemini: having to explain themselves twice
Cancer: twisted words
Leo: too much talk not enough action
Virgo: being pressured
Libra: people who hold grudges for too long
Scorpio: being lied to
Sagittarius: dwelling on the past
Capricorn: knowing they can do better 
Aquarius: taking orders
Pisces: not being heard

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

caminah-camregui:

Words are hard

fionagoddess:

American Horror Story: Freak Show | Teaser #5 - “Head to Toe”

suplaurenjauregui:

So let me get this straight…supposedly a picture of Calum’s dick (I don’t know if it, but everyone is treating it like it is) gets released and he’s getting praised. Fifth Harmony releases an album cover exposing collarbone and people call them sluts? Someone please help me understand how that’s fair?

Touch me without using your hands.

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

(Source: lule-bell)

normanis:


2014 VMA’s

so this happened

normanis:

2014 VMA’s

so this happened

(Source: POPCANDIDS)